And I Thought He Wasn't Listening

"R? I'm going to change J. I'll be right back."

No response as he continues to watch the PBS info special about saving water and recycling.

3 minutes later as J and I come downstairs...
"R?...........R?..........hello?!?!?" I look all around the downstairs and then I hear that little "devlish" belly laugh.
"He'z down da stairz Nurse Miss Kew-wee"
"Yes, J. He is. Let's Go!"

I turn the corn and what do I see?
****R, standing on the top of the stool, peeing (or at least trying to aim) into the trash barrel.****

"R! What are you doing?"

"I'm peeing into the barrel . I'm saving water Nurse Miss Kelly. Just like the TV said."

Now folks, how do you argue with that?